Sweet mother Mary on a crutch. I am waiting at Starbucks for the Architect, who was supposed to be meeting me at 5:00. I got there 15 early so I got a blackeye and pulled up a chair near the window. The arsenal: Clingy black sweater, A&F button flys, black leather jacket, and my Docs. I get comfortable, listening to the blonde 2 tables over rip on some poor sob over his half of the rent - angrily flipping her cell phone from ear to ear.. it was scary lol.
Anyho, I'm sitting there for what seemed like forever(10 minutes), and this really cute guy ambles in, he gets a crappachino and sits down across the room from me. He was really cute, dark hair & eyes, P coat and jeans - about 5'10" slim - he got my attention bending over real slow to plug in his laptop. He keeps gazing my way and raising his brow with a little grin - I figure he is also amused by the blonde, who could not seem to shut up.
Another cute guy comes in and sits behind me - the architect is now 10 minutes late - I'm getting a tad pissed, (the little bastard stood me up yesterday) Still the guy across the room is glancing my way every so often, then packs his laptop and leaves. 15 minutes late - fuck him, I get up and leave.
I get in my truck and start around the corner through another lot and onto the street - laptop guy is pulling out from an adjacent lot.. couldn't miss him.. he had his eyes on me the whole time I past him. Up the road, hang a left and cruisin, laptop guy pulls along side me - again with the look. Hot.
This went on for miles through several turns - then he jumps in front of me and turns off into a lot.. he turns around and stops there while I am caught at the light, then pulls out behind me again. Not sure what his deal is, but it is sinking in. I pull off at a drugstore - he shoots by then turns into the next entrance and sits there. I sit - he sits. WTF.
So I pull out again all the while thinking damn I should have just rolled along side him. Hit the station a mile away for gas, then doubled back. Guess I knew what he wanted I was just to chicken to be the one to step up - enough of that. Hoping he was still there I start back down the road and see him 8 cars up headed back towards Starbucks - he sees my truck and it's off to another lot. Hell ya.
I pull in along side him - the window goes down,
Me: "what's up?" I ask (original)
Him:"You are fucking hot, I was praying you would come back"
Me: "Cool- I thought I was imagining things!
Him: "You know someplace we can go?
Me: (Your kidding right?) "Hell yeah - follow me!"
Him: "Where we going?"
Me: "My place."
I'm freakin, this guy is way hot, - we are 2 minutes from my place and my daughter is at her friends.. SWEET! We pull up at my place and I tell him if anyone shows up, he works with me at the shop..
Him: "Cool, dude you are so hot! I was on my way to meet my girlfriend and saw you pull out - I just had to try."
Me: "Your lucky day man, the asshole I was supposed to be meeting stood me up for the last time." (Thinking.. OH HELL YA!)
Once in the apartment he landed on me, man he had the softest lips.. It was all clothes flying and panting.. he had the sweetest mouth. All peeled he had the swimmer thing going on, well endowed and ready to bounce. Half way through I'm thinking damn.. it's so cool when all your hard work pays off.. he is all over me, and I am lovin every minute of it. Pinching myself where he can't see it.
We steamed the place up and deflowered my bed, he says: "My name is T3, and stretches his hand out to shake mine.. I laugh and grab it, pull him down and plant a hot kiss on him, -
Me:Uhh - T3, How old are you?
Him: 19.. I'll be 20 next month.
Me: *gulp* stunned look.
(Visual aid)Him: How old are you?
Me: Laughing
Him: Grinning "What?"
Me: I am so going to HELL.
Note to self:
Always ask for ID before accepting HOT SEX from pretty mens.
It's official, I am a very Wicked Man.
