How do I love thee?

.20 per minute to be exact.. I am coming to ya'll from kinkos. I can't believe how funny my money got- and so FAST! SHIT! Being broke sucketh to the endth degree. I have a raft of emails to answer but I had a choice drop e few lines here or read.

I have missed you something fierce! ALL of you! Well lets see, many interesting things have unfolded, I am working the North American Auto Show this weekend.. yay. The guy I am working it with is really cool and funny and no not gay - but hey we cant all be perfect. He tells me we are not leaving this show without getting laid ..... HAHAHAHAHAH!! OMFG!

Ughem. Well THAT should be interesting!! I have been fending off the advances of the single women folk at the dealership which has already caused some seriously hilariously uncomfortable moments. I went from working for one rich redneck to an army of them.. the shit I get myself into.

I have been living like a bloody monk, which has me seriously horned up. I have been shifting funds around trying to keep the man from throwing us to the curb, and I am barely staying one step ahead so no telling when I will have a new computer.

My X has been in her glory which seriously just makes me all the more determined to prevail. What kills me is the isolation. No matter how lonely I got before - with all of you around I was never really alone.

My life has become almost mechanical - I work and go to the gym, fight the crazy lady in between. At one point I actually relented and went to my father.. I will hate myself for the rest of time for that. I think his exact words were something to the effect "I don't care what size refridgerater box you have to live in" Prick. When the old bastard kicks it I am going to take the money out of the bank in singles and burn it in the street.

I knew it would be this way. It always amazes me that I continue to be surprised. I can say this has been eye opening.. I never in my life had to deal like this and while I spend half the time scared to death at the same time I am exhilarated. But that doesn't mean I plan to get used to it.

My skills as a hooker are starting to pay off.. NO not a real hooker, although don't think that hasn't crossed my mind, lets just say my flirtatious nature has found an outlet in getting people to spend ridiculous money on cars they can't afford. Not a far throw from my old job.. just a tad less messy.

I've got a Hugh Grant lookalike at the gym who is doing everything but proposition me.. as much as I could have jumped on that at one time it is different for me right now and I can't tell you why.

Well I could but then there would be no cliffhanger for my next post....